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cubbytendencies:

Know that someone is there to listen and try to help you get through this.

cubbytendencies:

Know that someone is there to listen and try to help you get through this.

(Source: kushandwizdom)

zinge:

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3

zinge:

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version)

badcocaine:

loveandlifeare2uneasythings:

patronsaintoffirebenders:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

wtf it literally is exactly a perfect onpoint description you dont understand please press play this is now my jam in hell

That is what it is. No question about. That description is just spot on. 

Shit I didn’t actually think the description would fit so well I am crying

(Source: barackobamastan)

herriestiles:

n0direecti0n:

herriestiles:

i hear my mom gagging in the bathroom from brushing her tongue. 

Clearly I did not inherit my deep throating skills from her.

your dad has a lot of explaining to do

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(Source: fckh8-tees)

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

(Source: caraanais)

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

scotty-bear:

boooty-call:

azucarcult:

Damn

BURN.

Ouch

(Source: precociouslittleshit)

vizualize:

TIME

vizualize:

TIME

(Source: aessestudio)

peashooter85:

An ornate 6 shot wheel-lock revolving musket decorated with gold, silver, ivory, and bone.  Originates from Russia, 16th century, possibly restored or added onto in the 18th or 19th century.

(Source: liveauctionworld.com)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

awwww-cute:

Yes, sir, yes, sir, Three bags full

awwww-cute:

Yes, sir, yes, sir, Three bags full

tell us your most embarrassing story

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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bongfucker:


bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

thegaykory:

campusbeefcake:

#bottomproblems


tumblr makes almost every situation gay, it’s hilarious and part of the reason I can’t leave this website

thegaykory:

campusbeefcake:

#bottomproblems

tumblr makes almost every situation gay, it’s hilarious and part of the reason I can’t leave this website